{"id":1209,"date":"2015-06-15T22:42:12","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T22:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2015-06-16T10:36:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T10:36:19","slug":"pasatiempos-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/2015\/06\/15\/pasatiempos-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>Va un zorro por el bosque y se tropieza con un pollito.<br \/>\nEl zorro le dice al pollito:<br \/>\n-I\u00b4m sorry.<br \/>\nEl pollito contesta:<br \/>\n-I\u2019m pollito<br \/>\nEst\u00e1 Juanito llorando en un banco y llega Jaimito y le pregunta:<br \/>\n-\u00bfQu\u00e9 te pasa Juanito?<br \/>\n-Que mi abuela se ha ca\u00eddo por la ventana.<br \/>\n-\u00bfY ahora donde est\u00e1?<br \/>\n-En el cielo.<br \/>\n-Pues vaya como ha rebotado la vieja.<br \/>\n-\u00bfY Thomas?<br \/>\n-No, yo no tomo.<br \/>\n-No, \u00bfque si Thomas vino?<br \/>\n-No me gusta el vino.<br \/>\n-\u00a1No! \u00bfQue si lleg\u00f3 Thomas?<br \/>\n-No, no tomar\u00e9 vino ni aunque llegues.<br \/>\nUn borracho se tropieza con un militar y le dice:<br \/>\n-Perdone mi sargento\u2026<br \/>\n-\u00bfC\u00f3mo que sargento, no ve las estrellas?<br \/>\n-Bueno, disculpa mi cielo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Va un zorro por el bosque y se tropieza con un pollito. El zorro le dice al pollito: -I\u00b4m sorry. El pollito contesta: -I\u2019m pollito Est\u00e1 Juanito llorando en un [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"series":[33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cpsanjuandelacadena.educacion.navarra.es\/blogs\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}